Helpful Signage

Occasionally, I wish I had a programmable neon sign over my head. It would be so much more convenient than having to rely on witty t-shirts or facial expressions to communicate “I am having NONE of your shit today“.

Although, now that I’ve thought about it . . . maybe I should make a t-shirt that says that. Or several. And one that says “Due to the lack of seatbelts and/or handrails, the Ministry has decreed that only one person can ride my ass at a time. Please take a number and await your turn” while I’m at it.
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I think this goes without saying, but as we live in a world of rampant asshattery, please allow me to state for the record: this is my intellectual property. As such, please do not copy, circulate, edit, alter, take credit for, or otherwise appropriate this material without my express permission. Thank you.

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