For some reason, I really want an excuse to yell “MAYDAY, MAYDAY!”
And, also, “ABORT! ABORT!” Although the fact that there are myriad more inappropriate (and, let’s face it, downright mean) ways to use the second makes me inexplicably more cautious about using it.
But meh. We’ll just add these to the list of Random Things I Want To Do. Glitter-bombing and coffee-bombing are already on the list, so. These are relatively normal in comparison.
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