It’s official. I want to be a professional recluse. Anyone know where to turn in my application?
‘Cuz, uh, this might surprise you, but there is no inter-recluse network for sharing this kind of vital information.
I think this goes without saying, but as we live in a world of rampant asshattery, please allow me to state for the record: this is my intellectual property. As such, please do not copy, circulate, edit, alter, take credit for, or otherwise appropriate this material without my express permission. Thank you.