So, my one specialist (A) tattled on me to my other specialist (B), who then tattled on him (A) to me. (Seriously. He read, out loud, the letter that Specialist A wrote to him about me.)
What is my life even? How do these things keep happening to me? More importantly, how much entertainment value is there in further perpetuating the tattle-chain by telling on Specialist B to Specialist A?
Because there is no way that I’m basing the decision on how to respond on things like mature, reasonable, adult responses. Not when the supposedly-mature, reasonable, middle-aged adults are acting like 12-year-old girls. The only way left to me to handle this is via entertainment potential.
Or, you know, completely flip my shit.
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