Brain-to-Brain Messaging

So, Ruby and I, life partners that we are, talk we in code. We realized this the other day. We also realized that to anyone else, we probably sound completely batshit.

But here, you judge:

1) one last thing
2) marbles
3) teddy bear
4) snark city
5) insulting the monkeys
6) it’s not bingo
7) the world’s not ending
8) you broke me
9) the rug
10) cesspool
11) pineapple
12) Superwoman
13) Shit K says
14) the bastard gives me writer’s block!
15) my Ghost
16) 87% human today
17) TWIST!
18) I’m stealing that
19) I’m fucking fabulous
20) I’m 50% of your brain
21) I was here first
22) I kick your ass
23) the Tudors
24) moose hat
25) moose poop
26) squirrel on crack
27) bunny on speed
28) the bunny bit me
29) But I’m a grownup!
30) shenanigans
31) scaring people
32) professional bitches
33) it’s the eyeliner
34) swearing in Firefly
35) the new mother tongue
36) I need to ship you some Canada
37) your tastes or mine?
38) but he’s so pretty!
39) not my area
40) bus buddies
41) THE BITCH (trademark pending)
42) hives
43) have you finished the teleporter yet?
45) where can I get a Time Turner?
47) are you talking to the vampire?
48) Do I need to get on a plane?
49) my precioussssssssss
50) no pants
51) make me!
52) before I was legal . . .
53) weird triad
54) all the dirt
55) Skype, or is this a short one?
56) can I borrow yours?
57) I got enough for both of us
58) fuck yes
59) which one do you mean?
60) my side of things
61) Just spit it out
62) PORN!
63) “ow, it hurts” is not a safeword
64) sadistic bitch
65) always
66) you’re gonna hate me
67) don’t make me say it
68) I’m going to go scrub my tongue
69) the things I do for you . . .
70) One guess . . . Not impressed!

71) fuckin’ Murphy
72) It’s you

I think this goes without saying, but as we live in a world of rampant asshattery, please allow me to state for the record: this is my intellectual property. As such, please do not copy, circulate, edit, alter, take credit for, or otherwise appropriate this material without my express permission. Thank you.

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