You Say Tomayto . . .

So, I was talking to Ruby the other night, because we’re awesome like that. But, even though we’re best friends, we have some very different ways of seeing the world.

For example, while we were talking, we both agreed that we won’t bury the other. That there is not a snowball’s chance in Hell either of us will speak at the other’s eulogy. Ruby said she’d rather eat a gun than have to do so. I wholeheartedly agreed.

Now, she calls this “co-dependency”. I call it “true friendship”.

But really? To-may-to/To-mah-to.

I think this goes without saying, but as we live in a world of rampant asshattery, please allow me to state for the record: this is my intellectual property. As such, please do not copy, circulate, edit, alter, take credit for, or otherwise appropriate this material without my express permission. Thank you.

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