So, it’s April 10th. I have my exam today, at 3:30pm. Technically speaking, today should signal the end of the Academic Year From Hell.
Unfortunately, no such luck.
Since everything went so insanely screwball — across every single dimension, including health, sleep, family and friendships — I’ve needed to take an extension on one of my essays. So now, instead of getting to kick back, relax, and try to get my life in order, I still have to write an entire damn essay. The only good part about this is that I get to write on Mary Wollstonecraft.
*head-desk . . . and repeat*
(Wish me luck.)
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