Have you ever noticed the way you suddenly develop bat-like hearing when you get a migraine? It’s amazing, the way you can hear everything that you never wanted to hear, ever, as soon as brain-ache sets in.
So, note to self: when asking the genie for a superpower, do not get stupid and ask for super-hearing.
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