Shit I Can’t Make Up, Part III

So, you know that saying “eavesdroppers never hear anything good”? I totally call bullshit.

I’ve been nagging at Will for months now about his language (because it is not okay for a 13-yr-old boy to sound like a trucker). Thus he has been trying to swear less, and in his efforts, has produced some very amusing utterances. Such as this little gem, which I just heard:

“Oh holy poop monkeys in a . . . pancake!”

And this:

“Cow meat!”

*Giggles* Oh, baby brother. I’m so proud.

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I think this goes without saying, but as we live in a world of rampant asshattery, please allow me to state for the record: this is my intellectual property. As such, please do not copy, circulate, edit, alter, take credit for, or otherwise appropriate this material without my express permission. Thank you.

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