I’m coming down that road,
And I’m running full-tilt.
Stand before me.
Plant yourself firmly in my way.
I will come running,
And I will slam into you;
I will hit with every ounce of determination I possess.
You must be as strong as I am.
You must be the immovable object.
Because I am the unstoppable force,
And I am running towards my own destruction.
Shatter the laws of physics:
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