More Shit I Can’t Make Up

I’m tired, stressed, and sleep-deprived. So when I walked through the living room and saw the Fatherbot’s horny cat humping a pumpkin, I laughed so hard I died.

Yeah, you read that right: the cat was humping a pumpkin. (I guess she’s got a case of the Halloween Hornies?) Now, I don’t know about you, but I’ve heard a lot of euphemisms–some of which are quite entertaining–but I think a new one was just born.

By the way . . . the “sighting” was a few hours ago and I’m still laughing.
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I think this goes without saying, but as we live in a world of rampant asshattery, please allow me to state for the record: this is my intellectual property. As such, please do not copy, circulate, edit, alter, take credit for, or otherwise appropriate this material without my express permission. Thank you.

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