I’m tired, stressed, and sleep-deprived. So when I walked through the living room and saw the Fatherbot’s horny cat humping a pumpkin, I laughed so hard I died.
Yeah, you read that right: the cat was humping a pumpkin. (I guess she’s got a case of the Halloween Hornies?) Now, I don’t know about you, but I’ve heard a lot of euphemisms–some of which are quite entertaining–but I think a new one was just born.
By the way . . . the “sighting” was a few hours ago and I’m still laughing.
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