You know, life has thrown so, so many things at me in the last couple of weeks that it’s a miracle I’m not in the godforsaken loony bin. So when I was almost late for class (which I left early for) because a TV show is filming in the middle of my campus, it was the last straw.
FUCK EVERYTHING. Hard. TWICE.
That is all.
I think this goes without saying, but as we live in a world of rampant asshattery, please allow me to state for the record: this is my intellectual property. As such, please do not copy, circulate, edit, alter, take credit for, or otherwise appropriate this material without my express permission. Thank you.
Seriously–today is not the day for me to find out that you stole my shit. Right now, I would kill for the chance to kill someone.