This is for all the other nocturnal beings out there who understand exactly what I mean when I reply to “Good morning!” with “It is morning, ergo it is not good.”
4am—Doesn’t Exist o’clock
5am—Royally Fucked o’clock
I think this goes without saying, but as we live in a world of rampant asshattery, please allow me to state for the record: this is my intellectual property. As such, please do not copy, circulate, edit, alter, take credit for, or otherwise appropriate this material without my express permission. Thank you.