You can shop in the kiddie section for shoes . . .
You are not amused at being called “fun-sized” . . .
Every pair of pants you’ve ever own have been hemmed . . .
You are still considered short even when wearing 4” heels . . .
The bank/coffee shop/office counter covers your boobs . . .
You are sick of hearing the phrase “vertically challenged” . . .
Your best friend’s mom threatens to steal and hang your shoes from her rear view mirror . . .
The only gloves that fit are either vintage or kids’ . . .
You and your girlfriend both fit into your twin bed . . .
That you’ve had since you were six.
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