Good day, people of the internets,
This is a brief note to let you know that my sister’s name has been officially changed from “Baby Doll” to “Liz”. Because she is a person, not a doll, and at ten she is no baby. Because the former was a very un-feminist nickname, and my siblings and I are very much feminists. Because with nicknames, it can take a few tries before you find one that fits.
Also, Liz got mad at me.
I think this goes without saying, but as we live in a world of rampant asshattery, please allow me to state for the record: this is my intellectual property. As such, please do not copy, circulate, edit, alter, take credit for, or otherwise appropriate this material without my express permission. Thank you.