It’s That Time Again!

I’m a schemer, Daddy
I know it drives you batty,
But it’s ‘cause I love you
I’m a sneaky one, Daddy
Just born to be bratty,
Happy birthday to you!

… Happy birthday, you old fart. What? You didn’t really think I was going to let you get away with not celebrating, did you?

Get real.

I think this goes without saying, but as we live in a world of rampant asshattery, please allow me to state for the record: this is my intellectual property. As such, please do not copy, circulate, edit, alter, take credit for, or otherwise appropriate this material without my express permission. Thank you.

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