. 1 bathroom
+ 5 people
+ 2 lesbians about to drop from heat sickness
+ 1 Fatherbot full of crap
= Me and Milady (in the shower), having a conversation with my dad (on the toilet) with nary a pair of pants twixt the three of us
If that’s not surreal, I don’t know what is.
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