There is no problem so insurmountable, hopeless, desperate, unchanging or dire that it is not made instantly better by the holding of a baby kitty. Those squeaky little balls of fluff are miracle-workers.
—These words of wisdom are brought to you by the three sleep-deprived gigglebots known as K, Milady, and Alex.
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